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SHARON? SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. I WAS JUST UPDATING MY PROFILE INFORMATION ON ALL MY DATING WEBSITES AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

AM I “CURVY”, “VOLUPTUOUS”, “FULL FIGURED”, OR “BIG AND BEAUTIFUL”?

IF THOSE DON’T APPLY, DO I HAVE “A FEW EXTRA POUNDS” OR “MORE TO LOVE”?

THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO MEET A NICE FAT GUY.

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posted by:: thecakeisalie
date:: Jan 4, 2012 (a Wednesday)
time:: 8:10:46 (3 weeks ago)

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Source: picapixels

寒い日にこんな格好で寝ている人間を見たことがある。… on Twitpic

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posted by:: thecakeisalie
date:: Dec 18, 2011 (a Sunday)
time:: 1:17:14 (1 month ago)

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Source: penishole

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posted by:: thecakeisalie
date:: Dec 18, 2011 (a Sunday)
time:: 8:45:46 (1 month ago)

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Source: dailybunny.org

dailybunny:

Thanks, Jakub!

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posted by:: thecakeisalie
date:: Nov 24, 2011 (a Thursday)
time:: 11:09:14 (2 months ago)

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Source: stellaphant

stellaphant:

*.* beautiful, beautiful owl

By Seth Fitts http://www.sethfitts.com/

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posted by:: thecakeisalie
date:: Nov 16, 2011 (a Wednesday)
time:: 11:28:31 (2 months ago)

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Source: animalstalkinginallcaps

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THAT JELLY IN THE FREEZER? KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A LIGHT AND TENDER TOUCH, IF YOU ASK ME.

WHOEVER INVENTED PROSTATE EXAMS IS AN ASSHOLE.

… THERE’S A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

I COULD PROBABLY THINK OF IT IF I WASN’T TOO BUSY CRYING INSIDE.