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  1. animalstalkinginallcaps:

    HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THAT JELLY IN THE FREEZER? KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A LIGHT AND TENDER TOUCH, IF YOU ASK ME.

    WHOEVER INVENTED PROSTATE EXAMS IS AN ASSHOLE.

    … THERE’S A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

    I COULD PROBABLY THINK OF IT IF I WASN’T TOO BUSY CRYING INSIDE.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THAT JELLY IN THE FREEZER? KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A LIGHT AND TENDER TOUCH, IF YOU ASK ME.

    WHOEVER INVENTED PROSTATE EXAMS IS AN ASSHOLE.

    … THERE’S A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

    I COULD PROBABLY THINK OF IT IF I WASN’T TOO BUSY CRYING INSIDE.